Technology woes

I'm having a bad technology day.
My projector bulb got replaced but it's still not showing red, so I'll have to restrict Media Studies film options to black and white
My computer doesn't have sound installed, so that's us down to black and white silent films!
My smartboard keeps rubbing it in and telling me I don't have admin rights when I log in (so that rules out interactivity)
None of the computers in my room have printers installed, so that rules out printing out good-old-fashioned-worksheets
I got a DVD player delivered today, so that could potentially solve my Media Studies problem...if only I had a SCART cable
I failed to find time today to source video cameras for the third time since March (cause suppliers keep getting removed from the Approved Suppliers list just after I put orders in to the office
I then got told that the 11 copies of Adobe Flash that got approved last term are on hold as we have no money
Then leaving school I realised my dying phone was on the blink again and I had to reboot it three times before it would let me make a call
I'm now off to collect my son from nursery, although I'll have to carry him as one of the wheels has come off his buggy and because my phone was playing up I couldn't phone the wheelchair clinic before they closed to make an appointment to get it fixed (we'd do it ourselves but that toolkit is packed in a box somewhere)
We'll then head home, where we don't have any internet because Sky couldn't install it yesterday because there's "excess signal"!?
....but our new home is really cool :-)